A Medical Problem
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Dr. Johnson, but they are soundless and have no odor. In face, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
6 comments:
Hilarious.
I LOVE that joke! I needed a laugh!
teehee! =) i think i might ask to have my sinuses replugged if that was the case!
That is a great one - saving it for the next trip to the pediatrician - he loves this kind of joke!
Glad y'all are enjoying!
Maybe I should add the SBD award to this one?
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