Wednesday, April 27, 2011

what's that sound?

Something magical happens every few years in the south... the Cicada's, this is the year of the 13 year Cicada or as known to "bug" people Brood XIX. Since I live out in the sticks the sweet song of these creepy creatures is almost deafening.

I've taken a few snipets from the Cicada Mania website to share with you... Click over and you will see some amazing video of a cicada coming out of it's shell and some really cool close up photos.



There are many interesting aspects of a periodical cicada emergence, including the length of time they spend underground, their massive numbers, their visual appearance, their amazing songs, and the variety of reactions people have to the cicadas. One of most amazing things you can witness during a cicada emergence is to watch cicadas emerge from the earth as nymphs, crawl up a tree, shed their skins, spread their wings and become adults.

Periodical cicadas will typically emerge over a period of several days. If you discover that cicadas have emerged in your yard by finding their skins (exuvia) or adult cicadas, chances are good more cicadas will emerge later that night

Historically, Brood XIX has emerged in as many as 14 states (link to a map). The emergence will cover the most area in Alabama, Arkansas, Illinois, Missouri and Tennessee. Other states like Georgia, Kentucky, North Carolina, and South Carolina should have strong emergences in limited areas, and states like Indiana, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Virginia will have very limited emergences.

Why do Magicadas wait 13 years and why do they emerge in such large numbers? There are many theories why, but the primary reason could be that they’re trying to beat the predators. Since they emerge only once every 13 years, no species can anticipate their emergence (except man), and emerging in large numbers ensures that at least some of them will survive to reproduce.

Note: some folks call these cicadas “locusts”, but they are not true locusts



This is what I get to listen to while I'm at home,. It only last for a couple of weeks, but I am still intrigued by this funny little bugs that only show up every few years. They don't bite and they are not poisonous, so I guess if you really wanted to pick one up, go ahead.

The Wednesday Funnies

A litte something to help you get past "hump" day... enjoy



Submitted by my friend Johnnie, an email he forwarded to me... Thanks!


Random letters....

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns


Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic


Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a ####.
Sincerely,
The Titanic


Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google


Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?!
Sincerely,
1985


Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle


Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User


Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP


Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder


Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World


Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people


Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin


Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States


Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere


Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely, Waldo


Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol


Dear Mr. Gump
What are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that
tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny


Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell


Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

don't make it a secret... Shout out loud!

Just when I had this nice sarcastic blog post to put up, I get a comment from my friend Shanna at I'm Just Sayin'  (check out her blog) and I realized that putting my frustrations and drama out there for everyone to read is not really the best idea. She said I know you've been through a lot this year. Remember, sometimes we go through trying times, and God allows this to bring us closer to Him. I'm glad your my friend! I love you for you!! Well that right there is enough to warm your heart and to make you feel loved. Thanks Girl, I appreciate you and love you! So.. I quickly deleted the post I had planned and quit shaking my fist in fury. I decided that with that little comment right there, maybe I needed to use this post to tell you about something more important, something bigger.

Recently Shanna and I had the opportunity to go to Secret Church, she had said that at first she thought it was some sort of cult event or worse, I had the same feeling but something told me I needed to check it out... wonder who that was? I bet you can take a guess and get it right. I pulled it up online one day at work and was amazed at what I saw. Immediately I bought tickets not even knowing if she was going to go with me, but it didn't matter to me. I needed to be there. God had a message for me and I wasn't going to miss it.

Taken from the Secret Church site, click over and watch the video when you get time:

When we think of "church" in America, we think of going to meet at a building, singing, praying and hearing a message from a Pastor or teacher. But in many places around the world, "church" meets in a home, an apartment, even in secret. These small groups of Christ-followers often meet for many hours in study, prayer and fellowship, as it is dangerous to travel to "church" and they want to make the most of their time together.

Secret Church is our "house church," where we meet periodically for an intense time of Bible study--lasting 4-6 hours--and prayer for our persecuted brothers and sisters across the globe. This is not for the uncommitted or faint at heart. But if you desire to know God more deeply through His Word, and know His Church more fully around the world, then please join us for Secret Church.

God will use this focused time of study to enrich our knowledge of His Word as we gain understanding of the state of His Church and our persecuted brothers and sisters around the world. The objective of Secret Church is for you to pass along what you learn to others, so that you can make disciples of Christ--both locally and globally.


While we were at the Temple Theater we were thrown into an in depth 6 hour bible study, I had thought that we would be going through the bible book by book, but it was more of a message, like you would hear in worship, just a little more information than usual...you could say. I'm going to share just a little with you for right now... I don't want you to go into overload. I'm not exactly sure what plan he was trying to get across to me, but I'm sure with prayer I will get the answer. Right now its a toss up between becoming a foreign missionary or adopting a child. I know... amazing the things he wants you to hear.

We discussed The Crucifixion, and the Glory of God. The way of Christ is hard to follow and Christians are hated. To be good Christians, we need a solid biblical foundation.

We learned that just as children are adopted into a family, God "adopts" us as his children. God sent his own son that we may know that he is our Heavenly Father. WE are the Children of God!

I had never known just how many Christians were persecuted for their beliefs. It never dawned on me. I know about foreign missions, but I don't guess I ever really knew. We were reminded that the gospel must be proclaimed to all nations. He says in Matthew 28 to  "Go therefore and make deciples of all nations", that means all.. not some. We don't know and can not define who all the nations are, but once all nations are reached, then and only then will Jesus return.

There was so much information... I keep typing and adding and moving around... I have so much to share, but this next part is the most important thing we studied, we talked about salvation.... and that is what I am going to share with you.

Matthew 7:21-23: Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

John 10:25-30: Jesus answered, “I did tell you, but you do not believe. The works I do in my Father’s name testify about me, but you do not believe because you are not my sheep. My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.”

That's the truth... the whole truth... and nothing but the truth. If you haven't accepted Jesus, if you don't know God... when your standing at the gates of Heaven and you say "But God, I lived a good life"... He will turn you away. Do you want that to happen? It's not going to happen to me... and I don't want it to happen to you. My friend, I know sometimes it's hard to believe with all the hardship and pain in the world that there is a God, but there is this amazing thing that is called faith, I have it, and I have faith in the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, and I have faith that God sent his Son to die so that I can have everlasting life. He died for Me! His love and His mercy is something bigger and more powerful than anything you have ever seen! With faith comes God's love, and with God's love... if you let it in your heart.... comes a life in eternity. No one can ever take that away. Isn't that wonderful?

I just felt the need to share that with you. I don't know who you are and who will read this, but I hope that someone will find it, read it, and their hearts will be a little less hardened. I hope and pray that you will hear him knocking at the door to your heart... and you will let him in.

Acts 16:30-31: "He then brought them out and asked, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” They replied, 'Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household.”



Monday, April 25, 2011

I think I love Mondays now... why not

This morning I found out that I have won an awesome CD from TheUn-Soccer Mom .... YAY!!!! I can't wait. Maybe after I listen to it, I might just use it as a give away? I think this CD is going to be an awesome witness to God's love and I can't wait to share it.

What did I get you ask?


The Invitation - Narrated by Rick Warren




“The Invitation” is a mixed media CD that includes music and short gospel presentations by pastor and author Rick Warren (The Purpose Driven Life).  The messages are followed up with a relevant song by some of today’s leading CCM artist including Pocket Full of Rocks, Joel Engle, Casting Crowns, and Amy Grant.  Themes from the narration follow the lead of Warren’s popular book.  They include meaning, prayer, God’s promise, and why we are here (our purpose as a follower of Christ).  http://www.alphaomeganews.org/

Everyone go by and check her blog when you get a chance, Thanks again!

- much love, Rosie

Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Verstile Blogger.... impressive, I know!

Two awards in one week, I am feelin high on life, love, and popularity!

I was recently awarded The Versatile Blogger award by Joy from Confessions from a Southern Socialite. You should really check out her blog, she is super creative and full of blog energy! I love reading her post for great decorating ideas to fun things going on in the community. Thanks Joy!



Having received this great award, I have to follow the rules that have been put in place to pass it along.

1. Thank and link to the person who nominated you.
2. Share seven facts about yourself.
3. Pass the award along to 7 bloggy friends.
4. Contact those bloggy friends to congratulate them.



Seven amazing and wonderful facts about Rosie

1. I love my hair, it is long straight and dark auburn.... last week I decided to jazz it up by adding two red skittles to my hair. Not Skittles the candy.... a skittle is a colored hair extension, pink, red, purple, yellow, lime green. I have Red since that is one of my favorite colors and I have always wanted to have bright red highlights in my hair.

2. I have two beautiful little girls with blond curly hair, they get if from their daddy. #1 is 5 years old and #2 is 2. They are the love of my life. Both girls were born by cesarean in December. #1 was emergency and #2 was planned. Their birthdays are 2 weeks apart... one the week before Christmas an the other the week after. December is crazy at my house.

3. I have insomnia. Every night I wake up at 12:00, 1:00 a.m. and again around 2:00. I am usually up for about 30 minutes because  once I'm awake it takes forever for me to go back to sleep.. If I don't wake up during the night it is very hard for me to get out of bed in the morning. I haven't figured that one out yet.

4. I LOVE to eat crawfish, but only if the husband cooks or my bestie's hubby. I have been spoiled so bad by their cooking, I am very prejudice to other crawfish. Plus, no one else knows how to make coon'ass dip to go with  my taters.

5. I weigh more than I look... lots more. I'm bigger than I look too... couple of weeks ago, my husband put on a pair of my shorts and they fit. The husband is 6'2" and weighs in at 240. I'm only 5'7". I will not reveal my true size and weight, but I promise you wouldn't believe me if I did tell you... for reals yo.

6. When I nap... I hum in my sleep.... not like a song or anything, reminds you more of Ben Stein's monotone voice from Ferris Beuler's Day Off. It's one long loud continuous sound. The husband says its kinda the same sound of Locust, or a weed whacker.

7. I have an unhealthy obsession with sour stuff. I've noted this on the Secrets 'n' Lies page, but for reals yo. I love sour stuff. I like Cry Baby Gum, Warheads, Sour Punch Straws, and the list goes on. Please give me some sour candy with an ice cold Sun Drop!!! And it gets worse... If I need to really get my sour fix, I will eat a lemon with salt followed up with a cold Coke... talk about indigestion.
Now, I've got to pass this on to 7 bloggy friends


Please check out these blogs as well as Confessions from a Southern Socialite for some really great reading!

Payback... I deserve it... hehe


I was recently awarded the "Nice Rack" award by no other than Oilfield Trash at Make Daddy a Sammich. I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that I just jinxed him with the SBD award but, hey... it's all in fun and games... right. So, as a recipient of this award I am supposed to post a picture of my rack.... me, show a pic of my rack... well...

are you ready?


wait for it....




wait for it....




how about a rack of ribs...





rack and pinion steering....





rack of lamb....





how about a deer with a nice rack.....





But in all fairness....





and that is as much "rack" as it is gonna get... sorry...



Much love, Rosie


BTW - I'm not passing this one on.... ladies you are safe.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Maundy Thursday

Jesus said, “Now is the Son of Man glorified and God is glorified in him. If God is glorified in him, God will glorify the Son in himself, and will glorify him at once. My children, I will be with you only a little longer. You will look for me, and just as I told the Jews, so I tell you now: Where I am going, you cannot come. A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.” (John 13:31-35)


The word “Maundy” comes from the Latin word for commandment (mandatum), which Jesus talked about when he told his disciples that he was leaving them “a new commandment,” that they “love one another.” There were probably so many things going on in the disciples’ minds in that upper room where they had their last supper together, including fear and bewilderment from Jesus telling them that someone in that very room would betray him.

Jesus handed the betrayer a piece of bread, just as he had been feeding all his disciples all along. Always giving, always gracing. Jesus fed thousands of people with fish and loaves, and every word that came out of his mouth was spiritual food for those who listened and understood. But on this night he fed them differently. Passing the bread, and then the wine, he spoke ominous, comforting words: “this is my body… this is my blood.” This was not an ordinary supper, not even an ordinary Passover. His words connected with what he had said on the shores of far-away Galilee “I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty…. whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day” (Jn. 6:35,54).

Jesus told them to repeat this unique meal in the future, and then it was time to go out into the chilly night. In a quiet garden among olive trees, quiet but for the deep night sounds of distant dogs barking, Jesus prayed. In agony he prayed. The specter of shameful execution and of bearing the curse of sin tore into the human consciousness of Jesus. And in the end it was sheer obedience to the divine plan that carried Jesus into the hands of the conspirators waiting for him.



taken from Bible Gateway, Knowing Him - An Easter Devotional by Mel Lawrens, Ph.D.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Wednesday Funnies

A little something to help you get over the "Hump"... Happy Wednesday!

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



Also, Hello Rosie his a milestone today
with this being my 100th post!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Integrity... it's free

"INTEGRITY IS TELLING MYSELF THE TRUTH. AND HONESTY IS TELLING THE TRUTH TO OTHER PEOPLE." - SPENCER JOHNSON

I stopped in over at S30P to check out what the writing prompt for this week was, low and behold there is a quote... not a word, but a quote. I couldn't pass this one up. As many of you know I have had a great deal of turmoil in my life. Between problems with my husband and the loss of several friends, the words INTEGRITY and HONESTY have played a major role in getting my life, the life of my family, and my career back on track.

“The man who cannot endure to have his errors and shortcomings brought to the surface and made known, but tries to hide them, is unfit to walk the highway of truth.” ~ James Allen

I really don't understand why such a simple thing is so complicated. Honesty and Integrity... why is it so hard? Why is it so hard to be honest with people? Most folks don't realize that if they are upfront and honest to begin with, the repercussions are far less than if they have to explain why they were not honest to begin with? Oh, I was scared that you would be mad, I thought it would be better if you didn't know. Seriously? Let me make that decision, not you. And then there is integrity... Integrity people... If you don't act like "it", then you won't have to cover up and lie to other people about what happened and why you acted like "it" in the first place... oh and you won't be treated like "it" either. I put "it" in quotations because it would be unchristian like to call someone names... just saying. Name calling is simply childish.

I only have time in my life for people who are up front and honest with me.... hence the post about Honesty and Integrity. I do not have time for someone who says they are my friend, but run around telling my business to everyone. If you are one of those people who lacks the ability to be trustworthy... move on. I really hope that one day you will see that this type of behavior is unhealthy. I am not be the perfect Christian by far... but my Savior is. So with that in mind I will tell you I make mistakes, but I will admit when I am wrong. If you come to me and say.... Hey Rosie, did you say blah blah blah or did you blah blah blah? I'm going to be honest with you and tell you if I did or didn't. I may not be proud of some of the things I have done in my life, that is my business and no one else's. 
So as I'm writing this post, a song that I have grown to love comes on KLove... Matt Maher's Hold Us Together, and it all becomes crystal clear to me. You have got to be happy with yourself and the cards you have been dealt. You must make the best of everything you have. Happiness is not something that someone gives you, you can only give it to yourself. There is no amount of money or popularity that will make you love yourself and be happy. It took me forever to finally learn that as long as you are deceptive, as long as you lie to yourself and everyone else, you will never, and I mean NEVER be truly happy. I have found my true happiness... I found it with my renewed relationship with Christ, with my revived relationship with my husband, and my rewarding relationship with my children and my friends. I have learned that you have to have love and respect for yourself, to learn to love and respect other people. The only way to be a true friend and a happy person... the only way... it to have some integrity and honesty. Without that, you are setting yourself up for failure every time.

Thank you to my dear sweet husband, I love you Buck... and to my family and friends, thank you and I love you as well.  - Rosie


 Love will hold us together, make us a shelter to weather the storm. And I'll be my brother's keeper, so the whole world would know that we're not alone  - Matt Maher

Monday, April 18, 2011

I'm the Winner!

I never win at anything, and I never get prizes... but for once I actually did! Yay for me!

Go over to The Rain in Spain on check it out. Every Friday there is a Friday Photo Fun where she puts up a close up picture of something, and everyone has a chance to guess what it is. I got it! And as my reward, I get a link back to my blog. So, as a favor... I'm going to link back as well. Thank you!

Friday, April 15, 2011

I hate bad weather

This storm cell just crossed over to the county I live in... there has been some distruction in the county just north of us. None the less... the video is quite impressive. 



Finding new Friends... Weekend Blog Hop


Welcome back to week 3 of Finding New Friends Weekend Blog Hop hosted by Shelly from My Grocery Game and Jeannette from The Adventures of J-Man and MillerBug! We are finding some fabulous blogs through this hop and having a great time getting to know so many of you! Thank you for linking up again this week! Let's continue to make new bloggy friends and increase our traffic! We do have a few simple rules for you - nothing too tough though. So here we go:

1. Please follow your hostesses My Grocery Game and The Adventures of J-Man and MillerBug. Leave us a comment and we will follow you back!
2. Please follow our guest co-host who this week is Yankee Texan Mom.
3. You don't have to post our button but we sure would like it if you did. Not only does it help our hop grow so we can all get new followers, but each week we will choose a guest co-host and to be considered you must have our button somewhere on your site!
4. You can link up blogs, facebook and twitter accounts - just be sure to specify what each link is.
5. Hop around and find blogs that you enjoy. Be sure to tell them you are following them from Finding New Friends Weekend Blog Hop so they can follow you back!
6. Have fun!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

What is love... Silent but Deadly

I'm sure some of you read What is Love, which is an actual event that happened with the Hubby and I. I had a few people comment that I needed to make a "Fart Award", so I did...


I now present to you my friends..... The SBD Award..... ta-daa. I now officially bestow this great honor on my dear sweet husband for his effort to keep our home smelling .... like roses. Thank you my love. Since he has no blog I will post his award here for all to envy. However, since this is my award to present, that means I get to make up the rules as well. I embarrassed myself, with my What is Love post, so It's his turn.

If you are awarded the SBD award, please be kind... tell us your most embarrassing moment of flatulence, or you may embarrass a family member, and include your award.  Just as long as you don't embarrass me (ok Jojo?). This is my first time so if I screwed it up please let me know... hehe. I'm just kinda winging it here. Pass the award on to five fellow bloggers that you think might be Silent But Deadly.

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Additional award Recipients:

SherlinR from laughing my abs off  - thanks for the inspiration for the award

Jo Jo from Time for Me  - my sweet sister who helped cheer along the idea

Midwestern Mama Holly from Are You Serious  - for making me feel welcome in the great big blog world

Oilfield Trash from Make Daddy A Sammich  - thanks for pushing me over 10 followers, and I'm curious if there is a 10% theory in hiding.


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My story isn't a very long one, but I thought it was quite funny. #2 had gone to bed already so the Husband and I were hanging out with #1 watching a little TV and talking, #1 says... "daddy, tell me a story" at which point he starts to ad lib a little, I don't know to what, but here it goes or my best interpretation of it. #1's input will be in pink :)

Once upon a time, there was a little Princes and her name was Princess #1 (of course we used her full name). She lived in a castle high in the sky with her Mommy and Daddy the Queen and King. One day the Queen came home and told Princess #1 that there would be a new baby arriving soon and Princess #1 was soooo happy. No she wasn't she was mad hahahahaha. No she was happy. Ok. So the King and Queen had to think of a name for the new baby princess that would be arriving soon. giggle Then one day the baby princess arrived and Princess #1 was so happy, no she wasn't she was maaaad hahahahaha Princess #1 was so happy and she played with Princess #2 all the time. giggle Princess #2 started to grow and grow, I want to have long hair like Rapunzel Ok, and Princess #1 had long golden hair, just like Rapunzel. giggle One day Princess #2 was bigger so much bigger than Princess #1 and she was angry that Princess #1 picked on her all the time, so she picked her up by the ankles and tried to throw her out of the castle in the sky (at this point he has her picked up in the air by her feet as she screams with laughter) NOOOOO then Princess #2 throws Princess #1 in the gas chamber. screaming a squealing laughter (and he tosses her into the recliner and proceeds to fart on her head). The End.
Thank you, thank you very much. My story telling skills are not all that they are cracked up to be, but I had to do the best I could from what little of the story I remember.

 Love you honey! Thanks for making it fun.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wednesday Funnies

I couldn't think of anything funny so I stole some photos from http://www.failblog.org/ one of my favorite sites.

Enjoy...




Thursday, April 7, 2011

Hold us Together

I'm on my way to work, listening to KLove like I do every morning.... and I hear these lyrics...

And love will hold us together
Make us a shelter to weather the storm
And I'll be my brother's keeper
So the whole world would know that we're not alone

and then it came over me... such peace. I couldn't get the smile off my face. It was to the point that I went immediately on iTunes as soon as I got to the office to find out what I was listening to and get the album. what I found out was it is Hold Us Together by Matt Maher. He's the same guy that sings Your Grace is Enough and Christ is Risen. Two powerful songs that have helped me in my journey.

Anyhow.... here is one of the videos off of youtube. Go ahead and listen, I'm sure it will make you smile like it did me.


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Wednesday Funnies

A little something to help everyone get through "Hump Day".

I love Chuck Norris, that is all.


1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass… at night.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage

7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

8. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

9. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

11. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

12. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

13. Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting

14. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

15. Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow

16. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

17. A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

18. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

19. Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard

20. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.







Taken from http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

Monday, April 4, 2011

Sin City, never been

This week over at S30P the writing prompt is Las Vegas. I really don't have much input, since I've never been but I have something in mind I think you will enjoy. Oh and by the way... if you are not already, got over to S30P and join up. It's a great networking site for Thirty-something bloggers.

I've never been to Las Vegas, never had any need or desire to. Right after the husband and I got married he was sent over for a work thingy with Firestone, but I got to stay home... how exciting. He wasn't impresses, but there isn't much that does impress him anyway. He is more of a logical left brain kind of guy. He would rather know how they wired up the lights, but I would rather just see them

I had always thought that I'd want to go, but after watching several seasons of CSI, I think I'm gonna keep my rear in good old Mississippi rather than chance being attacked in broad daylight and sold into slavery by some Romanian mobsters. Yeah, that shit really happens and it would happen to me... everything happens to me.

But there is one thing that when I think of Las Vegas that pops in my head... Clair de Lune by Debussy


Yeah, I'm a classical music nut anyway. I played the piano from the time I was six untill I was out of High School. My teacher's both did not believe in learning secular music... only classical. So I never learned how to play Stairway to Heaven or anything cool like that. I learned Clair De Lune, Moonlight Sonata, and Rondo Alla Turca. So, I didn't learn Claire De Lune all the way, but I'm still working on it and I will have it mastered... just wait.

Back to my story...  Remember when Ocean's 11 came out? Well of course I didn't see it until way after it had come out on DVD ( I never go to the movies) and there was one scene, just one, that burnt a moment in my mind. The only reason I would ever want to go to Las Vegas in the first place.


Remember the end where they are all leaving, one by one, and Claire de Lune is playing in the background.... you get a glipse of the fountain show every now and then. I would show that scene, but I don't need to see all the guys trot off into the great unknow... I want to see the Bellagio Fountains water show.

yep.... I am a sucker for pretty stuff like that. I've seen the laser show at Epcot, I cry when I see fireworks. By the way the 4th of July Fireworks show over here is pretty awesome because they usually have the Symphony Playing the Overture of 1812. I love that kind of stuff. If I could just fly over there for the show and come right home... I think I would be cool with that.



Saturday, April 2, 2011

Blog Hop - Making new friends


It's time for Finding New Friends Weekend Blog Hop hosted by Shelly from My Grocery Game and Jeannette fromThe Adventures of J-Man and MillerBug! This is our first week so please help up make this BIG! We do have a few simple rules for you - nothing too tough though. So here we go:

1. Please follow your hostesses My Grocery Game and The Adventures of J-Man and MillerBug. Leave us a comment and we will follow you back!
2. Please follow our guest co-host who this week is Kerry from Pizazz88.
3. You don't have to post our button but we sure would like it if you did. Not only does it help our hop grow so we can all get new followers, but each week we will choose a guest co-host and to be considered you must have our button somewhere on your site!
4. You can link up blogs, facebook and twitter accounts - just be sure to specify what each link is.
5. Hop around and find blogs that you enjoy. Be sure to tell them you are following them from Find New Friends Weekend Blog Hop so they can follow you back!
6. Have fun!

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This is a Blog Hop100 entries so far... you're next!

Friday, April 1, 2011

She should hatch today...

Watch: Iowa eagles about to hatch - kwch.com

I really wanted to be able to embed the image into the post, but I'm not that talented. Check it out.