Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Wednesday Funnies

A little something to help you get over the "Hump"... Happy Wednesday!

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



Also, Hello Rosie his a milestone today
with this being my 100th post!

11 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Those were pretty funny.

And congrats on the 100 posts!!!!

SherilinR said...

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

that one's my favorite!
good job on 100!

AiringMyLaundry said...

Happy 100 posts!!

Maasiyat said...

Very funny! Congrats on 100 posts!

Rosalind said...

YAY! Thanks everyone so much!

Anonymous said...

I think "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night" was my favorite. Thanks for the laugh!

stephanie said...

Those just made my day!! And happy 100th post :)

Haven said...

What an awesome blog! So full of inspiration!

Rosalind said...

Thanks! I appreciate everyone reading!

shan said...

Happy 100th, frand!!

Rosalind said...

thank you frand!