Our walk in clinic/doctor starts seeing patients at 1:00, but you need to show up around 12:00 to get a good spot in line and to keep you from waiting forfreakinever. Good luck during flu season, chances are you could be there until the supper bell rings.
So, I get a text from the sweet suffering hubby and I just had to share our conversation...
Him: Sitting at docs this girl across from me has some big feet makes urs look smaaaaallll
Me: LOL. Thank you for making a swamp foot reference
Him: You don't have nothin on this girl
Me: Really? That big?
Him: She is wearing ballet looking shoes and they r huge
Me: haha! Is she huge?
Him: looks tall sitting down, not heavy
Me: So are they abnormal huge? or just BIG?
Him: They are almost the same size as mine
Him: Wide and flat too
Him: By looking at 12 in tile on floor, they are almost 12 in long
Me: Wow!
Me: I feel better knowing there is someone out there like me
Him: LOL
Me: Does she at least have on cute shoes?
Him: She just got called back, she was tall, shoes black.
So, there is the end to it. For you that don't know me I wear a size 9 1/2 wide... completely flat footed. My husband and I have had a running joke calling me names like swamp foot and freak, and that I could ski barefoot. I have no arch, when I walk barefoot on concrete my feet make a slap sound. I can't buy all the cute shoes, I have to pick and choose carefully the style I wear because my feet will flood over the edges. Flip flops are my friend and the only athletic shoes I can wear that will not hurt is New Balance. I make sure I get a regular pedicure even if I do it myself for fear that if I have ghet-toes I will be banned from public places because of my freak skis.
I am by no means making fun of this person, but it's nice to know once in a while that I'm not the only one out there that will never be a foot model.
4 comments:
i have sz 9 feet too. sometimes even bigger if the shoe's wrong. and i can't wear flip flops cuz my toes are spread out enough that my pinkie toes would hang over the sides & that's just nasty. and my big toe is BIG. we call it my hammer toe.
no wonder you & i need to wear the huge hooker heels!
I knew we had a connection! Yeah, my feet are crazy, my pinky toe looks like a jelly bean.
Oh you are such freaks! I swear I still love you - haha! Swamp feet and all :) And your feet are no worse than mine, but oh wait! We have the same gene pool - or is it jean pool
Love you lots!
BWHAHAHAHA!!! Jojo... I'ts Gean pool, but I think our feet came from the Frank pool... LOL!
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