Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Wednesday Funnies

A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras
are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore he has to charge $50.00 each for them.

The Chinese guy reluctantly buys 25 bras.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get
and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining
stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black
size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?




The Chinese guy answers:


‘I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps
to you Jews for $200.00 each.

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